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ROWING RACE
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing Because the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!!! Russell Smith and his rowing class entered the Weir Race in Massachusetts. Before the race, Russell treated all to breakfast at the Modern Diner.
In the year of our Lord, eighteen hundred and six We set sail from the Coal Quay of Cork We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks For the grand City Hall in New York Wed an elegant craft, it was rigged fore and aft And how the trade winds drove her She had twenty-three masts and she stood several blasts And they called her the Irish Rover There was Barney Magee from the banks of the Lee There was Hogan from County Tyrone There was Johnny McGurk who was scared stiff of work And a chap from Westmeath named Malone There was Slugger OToole, who was drunk as a rule And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover And your man Mick McCann, from the banks of the Bann Was the skipper on the Irish Rover There was awl Mickey Coote, who played hard on his flute When the ladies lined up for his set He was tooting with skill for each sparkling quadrille Though the dancers were furthered and bet With his sparse, witty talk he was cock of the walk As he rolled the dames under and over They all knew at a glance when he took up his stance That he sailed in the Irish Rover We had one million bags of the best Sligo rags We had two million barrells of bone We had three million bales of old nanny goats tails We had four million barrells of stone We had five million hogs and six million dogs And seven million barrells of porter We had eight million sides of old blind horses hides In the hold of the Irish Rover We had sailed seven years when the measles broke out And our ship lost her way in a fog And a whale of a crew was reduced down to two Twas myself and the captains old dog Then the ship struck a rock, oh, Lord what a shock And nearly tumbled over Turned nine times around, then the poor old dog was drowned Im the last of the Irish Rover |
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